C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
accomplished twins. life is a go
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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