Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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