So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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