I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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