I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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