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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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