im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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