its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Just high enough for therapy.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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