I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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