Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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