I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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