Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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