Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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