I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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