At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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