I want to have your abortion
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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