Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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