I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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