dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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