I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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