my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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