why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
so much tequila, so little girl.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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