There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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