Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
