And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why do cheetos always look like penises
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
