PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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