life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
i think my cat just said my name.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize
