Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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