I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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