that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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