he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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