If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I don't think brook has ever known best
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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