This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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