I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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