Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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