dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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