Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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