i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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