I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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