My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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