I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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