All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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