Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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