Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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