Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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