Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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