So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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