He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize