So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
wow bdsm is so cute
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