friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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