can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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