She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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