I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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