walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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