is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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