not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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